dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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