sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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