God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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