How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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