dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
send nudes
from the living room?
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