The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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