D3 body, D1 cock
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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