But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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