But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
