So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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