You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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