Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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