idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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