I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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