Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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