hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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