Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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