Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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