He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I need to calm my uterus...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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