your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Couch. On fire.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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