high people should be assigned attendants
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
