ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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