yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
id be glad to
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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