This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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