i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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