i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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