we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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