have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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