We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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