So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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