can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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