so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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