Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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