Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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