Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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