I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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