Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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