yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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