Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
