i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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