trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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