There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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