I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
