i don't like sucking hair
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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