It's Friday. Sex?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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