Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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