There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
should my penis look like a turkey
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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