I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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