just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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