i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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