Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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