ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All the doctor said was why
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
