No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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