just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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