Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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