try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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