just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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